Kevin Hearne and Delilah S. Dawson Present Kill The Farm Boy: The Tales of Pell

In an irreverent new series in the tradition of Terry Pratchett and Monty Python, the New York Times bestselling authors of the Iron Druid Chronicles and Star Wars: Phasma reinvent fantasy, fairy tales, and floridly written feast scenes.

Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told. This is not that fairy tale. There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosen. And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell. There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First, there's the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy's untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar "happily ever after" that ever once-upon-a-timed.

This event is free and open to all. Signing line preference will be given to customers who purchase Kill the Farm Boy from Malaprop's. We will give you a signing line ticket at the point of sale. Those without a ticket can join the line after ticket holders.

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Event date: 
Tuesday, July 24, 2018 - 6:00pm
Event address: 
55 Haywood Street
Asheville, NC 28801
Kill the Farm Boy: The Tales of Pell Cover Image
$27.00
ISBN: 9781524797744
Availability: On Our Shelves Now
Published: Del Rey - July 17th, 2018